I'm May. I'm polite, most of the time, clever, most of the time, and reasonably helpful, most of the time. I have a deep and abiding love for the English language, and a deep and abiding allergy to chatspeak. Heaven knows I've tried all the medication on the market, but nothing seems to shift it. Despite all this, I am actually not an objectionable person. Pleased to meet you. :)

Nor occupations.

Reading, writing, drawing, singing, RPing, agreeing to do too many things.